Two months ago today, the Netherlands defeated Cuba 7-6 in an extremely exciting game of international baseball.
We got caught up in a lot of other stuff once the regular season rolled around, but we’d like to finish these up because they’re fun. The three parts completed included the 12 countries that did not actually qualify for the tournament. This post will include all 16 countries that qualified. It’s gonna be a lot. Here we go.
(Also, if you haven’t read about the Third World Baseball Classic yet, and you are not overly sensitive, please click here)
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COUNTRY: Australia
Player: RHP Dushan Ruzic
ERMAHGERD Translation: DERSHERN RERZERC
CFB Name: Douche And Ruse…Ick
Name Unscrambled: Hands Uric
Player: RHP Warwick Saupold
ERMAHGERD Translation: WERWERCK SERPERLD
CFB Name: WAR Wicks Appalled
Name Unscrambled: Wack Uploads
Player: C Allan de San Miguel
ERMAHGERD Translation: ERLERN DER SERN MAHGERL
CFB Name: A Land Sans Muggles
Name Unscrambled: Anal Ed As Glue
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COUNTRY: Brazil
Player: RHP Thyago Vieira
ERMAHGERD Translation: THERG VER
CFB Name: Tea Ago V. Era
Name Unscrambled: Hoagy Rave
Player: C Bruno Hirata
ERMAHGERD Translation: BRERN HERERT
CFB Name: Broom O. Hear Atta
Name Unscrambled: Burn Tiara
Player: IF Iago Januario
ERMAHGERD Translation: ERG JERNERER
CFB Name: E. Ya Gohan U.R.E.O.
Name Unscrambled: Go Junior
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COUNTRY: Canada
Player: RHP Phillippe Aumont
ERMAHGERD Translation: PHERLERP ERMAHNT
CFB Name: Fill Leap Om Nom Nom Aunt
Name Unscrambled: Hippie Amount
Player: R.J. Swindle
ERMAHGERD Translation: ER JER SWERNDL
CFB Name: Are Jays Wind Dull
Name Unscrambled: R.J. Swindle
Player: IF Cale Iorg
ERMAHGERD Translation: CERL ERG
CFB Name: K.L. Ogre
Name Unscrambled: Lace #rig
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COUNTRY: China
Player: RHP Yanyong Yang
ERMAHGERD Translation: YERNIN YIN
Name Unscrambled: Nongay Gay
Player: C Wei Wang
ERMAHGERD Translation: WER WIN
Name Unscrambled: We Gnaw
Player: C Wei Dong
ERMAHGERD Translation: WER DIN
Name Unscrambled: I God
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COUNTRY: Chinese Taipei
Player: Three “Chens”
ERMAHGERD Translation: THRER “CHERNS”
Name Unscrambled: Ether Hens
Player: Four “Wangs”
ERMAHGERD Translation: FER “WINS”
Name Unscrambled: Our Swag
Player: Seven “Lins”
ERMAHGERD Translation: SERVERN “LERNS”
Name Unscrambled: Even Sin
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COUNTRY: Cuba
Player: RHP Odrisamer Despaigne
ERMAHGERD Translation: ERDRERSERMAHR DERSPERGN
CFB Name: Ode Rice A Murders Pain Yay
Name Unscrambled: Armored Speeding
Player: IF Yulieski Guerriel
ERMAHGERD Translation: YERLERSK GERERL
CFB Name: You Lease Key Goo Real
Name Unscrambled: Silky Uglier
Player: IF Erisbel Arruebarruena
ERMAHGERD Translation: ERERSBERL ERERBERERN
CFB Name: Air Is Bell Aruba Weigh Nah
Name Unscrambled: Rebels Bureau
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COUNTRY: Dominican Republic
Player: LHP Atahaulpa Severino
ERMAHGERD Translation: ERTERERLP SERVERERN
Name Unscrambled: Alpha Version
Player: OF Alejandro De Aza
ERMAHGERD Translation: ERLERJERNDR DER ERZ
Name Unscrambled:
Player: RHP Pedro Strop
ERMAHGERD Translation: PERDR STRERP
Name Unscrambled: Ordeal Ed Za
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COUNTRY: Italy
Player: RHP Yovani D’Amico
ERMAHGERD Translation: YERVERN DERMAHC
Name Unscrambled: Navy Acid
Player: IF Alessandro Vaglio
ERMAHGERD Translation: ERLERSERNDR VERGLER
Name Unscrambled: Seasonal Viola
Player: OF Lorenzo Avagnina
ERMAHGERD Translation: LERERNZ ERVERGNERN
Name Unscrambled: Ozone Vagina
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COUNTRY: Japan
Player: RHP Masahiki Morifuku
ERMAHGERD Translation: MAHSERERK MAHRERFERK
Name Unscrambled: Kasha Forum
Player: LHP Atsushi Nomi
ERMAHGERD Translation: ERTSERSH NERM
Name Unscrambled: Shits Nom
Player: C Shinnosuke Abe
ERMAHGERD Translation: SHERNERSERK ERB
Name Unscrambled: Sunshine Be
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COUNTRY: The Netherlands
Player: C Sebastiaan Nooij
ERMAHGERD Translation: SERBERSTERN NERJ
Name Unscrambled: Abstains Join
Player: IF Jurickson Profar
ERMAHGERD Translation: JERERCKSERN PRERFER
Name Unscrambled: Uncorks Frap
Player: IF Andrelton Simmons
ERMAHGERD Translation: ERNDRERLTERN SERMAHNS
Name Unscrambled: Nonrated Moms
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COUNTRY: Korea
Player: RHP Wonsang Yoo
ERMAHGERD Translation: WERNSIN YER
Name Unscrambled: Wagons, Yo
Player: LHP Woochan Cha
ERMAHGERD Translation: WERCHERN CH
Name Unscrambled: Achoo Ha
Player: OF Ahseop Son
ERMAHGERD Translation: ERSERP SERN
Name Unscrambled: Hopes? No
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COUNTRY: Mexico
Player: RHP Dennys Reyes
ERMAHGERD Translation: DERNERS RERS
Name Unscrambled: Dyes Eyes
Player: IF Alfredo Amezaga
ERMAHGERD Translation: ERLFRERD ERMAHZERG
Name Unscrambled: Fedora Amaza
Player: OF Eduardo Arredondo
ERMAHGERD Translation: ERDERD ERERDERND
Name Unscrambled: Adored Rodeo
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COUNTRY: Puerto Rico
Player: LHP Giovanni Soto
ERMAHGERD Translation: GERVERN SERT
Name Unscrambled: Vining Soot
Player: IF Irving Falu
ERMAHGERD Translation: ERVIN FERL
Name Unscrambled: Virgin Flu
Player: OF Angel Pagan
ERMAHGERD Translation: INERL PERGERN
Name Unscrambled: Angel Pagan
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COUNTRY: Spain
Player: C Saloman Manriquez
ERMAHGERD Translation: SERLERMAHN MAHNRERQERZ
Name Unscrambled: Salmon Marine
Player: IF Barbaro Canizares
ERMAHGERD Translation: BERBER CERNERZERERS
Name Unscrambled: Roar Canaries
Player: IF Jesus Merchan
ERMAHGERD Translation: JERSERS MAHRCHERN
Name Unscrambled: Sues Charmw
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COUNTRY: United States
Player: RHP R.A. Dickey
ERMAHGERD Translation: ER ER DERCKER
Name Unscrambled: Are A Dick
Player: RHP Jeff Manship
ERMAHGERD Translation: JERF MAHNSHERP
Name Unscrambled: Eff Pains
Player: IF Tommy Manzella
ERMAHGERD Translation: TERMAH MAHNZERL
Name Unscrambled: Toy Llama
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COUNTRY: Venezuela
Player: RHP Jhoulys Chacin
ERMAHGERD Translation: JHERLERS CHERCERN
Name Unscrambled: Lousy China
Player: IF Asdrubal Cabrera
ERMAHGERD Translation: ERSDRERBERL CERBRER
Name Unscrambled: Absurd Brace
Player: IF Marco Scutaro
ERMAHGERD Translation: MAHRC SCERTER
Name Unscrambled: Carom Actors
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